The new Humans

So, I had moved into this new place. Everybody around me had a similar background - some of us dealt with our issues a little differently. I was labelled 'difficult' and 'wilful'. There was a very nice human who saw to me every day, she put a collar around my neck and introduced me to a leash. Lets be frank here. Attaching me to a human by a leash; when surrounded by so much potential danger is really not a good idea - I didn't want to have to walk past other dogs, I didn't want anyone behind me, I actually didn't want to be exposed to so much space... Nope, I would disagree with the labels attached to me and argue the fact that I was actually being very sensible - there really is far too much danger out there.

After a short period of time to my arrival at this new place, my human took me out of the kennels, yes against my will...but there you go. Not long after, vehicles arrived with two groups of humans. Their arrival sparked a huge commotion in the kennels - everyone began barking excitedly. Anyway, one group headed over to a kennel mate and her human and one group began to approached me. Not too happy about that I can tell you. What made matters worse was the fact my nice human handed over my leash and backed away....seriously?
Three new humans attempted to take me for a walk in the woods. I really hated going in there, we had to pass the big dog's exercise area, they would charge the fence barking and growling...I thwarted the humans' attempts as best as possible, despite the fact they had handfuls of yummy treats which they used to bribe each and every step I took. Wilful and difficult huh? Yep I guess I can play that part.
Well things seemed to getting worse, when we got back to the kennels and after a while, my handler led me to one of the vehicles. Not good. I remember being put into a cage inside one of these things, the heat, the smell, the movement and noise. Nope. I don't think so. The humans had other ideas about that and after a short battle, I was placed into the vehicle.
Surprisingly, there was no cage. A female human sat next to me whilst two males sat in front. Regardless of the fact that there was no cage...well actually, the heat and smell weren't too bad either...this thing still moved. So after a short while I threw up. Oddly, I sensed no anger to this having happened,  if anything, the humans just seemed concerned...so I threw up again - just to see...



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